clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

(via drakaina-breath)

theoitnblife:

OITNB posts here

HURR HURR I’M A DOG
spongyspice:

that was wild from start to finish

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via spoopynoel)

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank. [caboosium]

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

(via confidencejess)

i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY  I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

(Source: quibbs, via fishandbooks)

thatfunnyblog:

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