athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

(via runningforlife16)

punacceptable:

u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class

(via stay-ocean-minded)

dude just wait until the banjo drops
- my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)

(via tuhuong)


teacher: describe yourself in one word
me: done

art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

(via mermadrienne)

vipeur:

hail-whore-gore:

gulping:

THIS IS AMAZING

BANKSY IS THE FUCKING BEST.

SO MUCH LOVE FOR BANKSY

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep, via mermadrienne)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via quiereme-besame-amame)

youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

(Source: babefield, via stayfittriangle)